On another occasion I was asked to wait on a deserted beach late at
night when a young man had bought a holiday home as a surprise for
his wife. The signal for me to start playing was when he switched on
the light in the dining room. I can honestly say my job is full of
Golf - the sport in which you shout "Fore" shoot Five, and
What's the difference between a piper and a Walrus?
One squeals a lot and the other is A Walrus.
Christmas I was asked by a lady in Marton. Co. Cleveland to come and
play in the back garden about 6.45.a.m. to waken her family, She
said that she was always up early on the morning really excited to
see the kids open there presents. BUT her husband and kids always
slept in. So as asked I was in the garden. (after making doubly sure
that I was at the correct house in the correct street. At 6.40.a.m.
total darkness until I started to play we wish you a merry Christmas
and in the Mood then every house light came on in the neighborhood.
The family thought that this was great, and I afterwards heard that
the neighbors had enjoyed this and wondered who the nutter was that
she had booked.
beat this one by playing for a Derek Watson of North Shields. I was
booked to play as a Surprise for his birthday. At 8.00.a.m. I was
led up the stairs to his bedroom and had to wake him up playing the
theme tune from the Local Hero and Blaydon Races. (I wonder who he
supported)? and by the way he was well over six foot and about 16
stone, and naked. It went down very well and I never got